Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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