At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Did you just see the Batmobile???
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
It's official drugs can't kill me
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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