Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
