I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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