No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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