Yo dont text me then not text me
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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