i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
home. puking in laundry basket.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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