windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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