So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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