she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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