im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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