Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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