I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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