suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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