I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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