It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I said "one day" and that day is not today
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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