Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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