I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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