Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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