Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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