I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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