dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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