Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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