is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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