there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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