So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Just high enough for therapy.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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