I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
