if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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