I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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