Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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