at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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