Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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