R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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