I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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