sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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