Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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