i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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