How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Randomize
