You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Panties = found
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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