He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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