What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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