She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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