Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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