It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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