That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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