You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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