I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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