you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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