you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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