Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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