It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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