four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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