This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
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