question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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