So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I have post one night stand depression
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