i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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