Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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