You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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